My Name Is

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My Name Is (我的名字是) - Rap Urban Boys

Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ）

My name is Slim Shady

Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）

My name is Slim Shady

Ahem excuse me

Can I have the attention of the class

For one second

Hi kids Do you like violence

（Yeah yeah yeah ）

Wanna see me stick Nine Inch

Nails through each one of my eyelids

（Uh-huh ）

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did

（Yeah yeah ）

Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is

（Huh ）

My brain's dead weight

I'm tryin to get my head straight

But I can't figure out which

Spice Girl I want to impregnate （Ummmm ）

And Dr Dre said "Slim Shady you a basehead "

Uh-uhhh "So why's your face red Man you wasted "

Well since age twelve

I've felt like I'm someone else

Cause I hung my original

Self from the top bunk with a belt

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off

And smacked her so hard

I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a**

Faster than a fat b**ch who sat down too fast

C'mere slut

（Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog ）

I don't give a f**k

God sent me to piss the world off

Hi My name is （what ） My name is

（who ）

My name is Slim Shady

Hi My name is （huh ） My name is

（what ）

My name is Slim Shady

Hi My name is （what ） My name is

（who ）

My name is Slim Shady

Hi My name is （huh ） My name is

（what ）

My name is Slim Shady

My English teacher wanted to flunk me

In junior high

Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty-five

I smacked him in his face with an eraser

Chased him with a stapler

Walked in the strip club

Had my jacket zipped up

Flashed the bartender

Then stuck my dick in the tip cup

Extraterrestrial runnin over pedestrians

In a spaceship while they screamin at me:

"LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS "

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to

I just found out my mom

Does more d**e than I do

（Damn ）

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

Make a record about doin

Drugs and name it after her

（Oh thank you ）

You know you blew up when the women

Rush your stands

And try to touch your hands

Like some screamin

Usher fans

（Aaahhhhhh ）

This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph

（Dude can I get your autograph ）

So I signed it: 'Dear Dave

Thanks for the support ASSHOLE '

Hi My name is （what ） My name is

（who ）

My name is Slim Shady

Hi My name is （huh ） My name is

（what ）

My name is Slim Shady

Hi My name is （what ） My name is

（who ）

My name is Slim Shady

Hi My name is （huh ） My name is

（what ）

My name is Slim Shady

Stop the tape

This kid needs to be locked away

（Get him ）

Dr Dre don't just stand there OPERATE

I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die

（F**k that ）

I'll have to be carried inside

The cemetery and buried alive

（Huh yup ） Am I comin or goin

I can barely decide

I just drank a fifth of vodka

Dare me to drive （Go ahead）

All my life I was very deprived

I ain't had a woman in years

And my palms are too hairy to hide

（Whoops ） Clothes ripped

Like the Incredible Hulk （hachhh-too）

I spit when I talk I'll f**k

Anything that walks （C'mere）

When I was little I used

To get so hungry I would throw fits

HOW YOU GONNA BREAST

FEED ME MOM （WAH ）

YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS （WAHHH ）

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed

Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot

Myself in the head

（BANG ）

I'm steamin mad （Arrrggghhh ）

And by the way when you see my dad

（Yeah ）

Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had

Hi My name is （what ） My name is

（who ）

My name is Slim Shady

Hi My name is （huh ） My name is

（what ）

My name is Slim Shady

Hi My name is （what ） My name is

（who ）

My name is Slim Shady

Hi My name is （huh ） My name is

（what ）

My name is Slim Shady

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